Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”
I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
This post makes me want a duck.
this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
it means you’re beautiful and ily
Jonah Hill gets a supportive over-the-shoulder-five from Leonardo DiCaprio after his nomination reel was shown at the 86th Annual Academy Awards, March 2nd, 2014
remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”
that shit fucked me up
and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent
i was like “damn……”
that man never got the deserved credit for that genius line.
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook